Climate Change Denier (C2D) Zombieism is a very real emerging problem with a particularly high frequency on the North American continent. One or more of the following may be a symptom of C2D Zombieism.
- You feel irrational anger toward people who talk about climate change as a legitimate concern.
- When someone comments on the aberrant weather, you are the first one to say “Don’t even start with that global warming hocus pocus.”
- You send hate mail or taunting Tweets to Al Gore, Elizabeth Kolbert, Bill McKibben, and/or other individuals who have been vocal about climate change.
- You have an appetite for eating brains.
- You can take an ax in the chest or have an appendage severed by a chainsaw and you still keep going.
- You like the sound of an ice age.
Check back soon for a course of treatment. This is a serious condition that should not be ignored.
Rooster
sportinglife76
zombieprofessor
